{"id":27164,"date":"2025-06-16T09:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-06-16T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27164"},"modified":"2025-06-16T09:19:32","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T08:19:32","slug":"piscine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/16\/piscine\/","title":{"rendered":"Piscine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are doing here<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry I am lost <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why are you lost <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I live in Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is not Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is this your swimming pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I share it with my sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you share your villa <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was bequeathed to both of us  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say you are lost <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am lost<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where were you heading <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was not actually heading anywhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was looking for a cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot see any cats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I will leave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I look like a cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purr when I am pleased <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does your cat do those things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possibly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then it is possible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that I look like a cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am elegant and loose-limbed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mothers cat is very small <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are very tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does your mothers cat look good in a swimsuit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have I embarrassed you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No not at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you wait here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will return to the villa <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And dress for the village <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We will look for your mothers cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does you mother live in the village <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I will help you as I know the village well <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are doing here Sorry I am lost Why are you lost Because I live in Paris This is not Paris I can see that Is this your swimming pool I share it with my sister Do you share your villa Yes It was bequeathed to both of us You say you are lost I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27164"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27169,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27164\/revisions\/27169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}