{"id":27170,"date":"2025-06-16T09:33:21","date_gmt":"2025-06-16T08:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27170"},"modified":"2025-06-16T09:35:09","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T08:35:09","slug":"une-blague","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/16\/une-blague\/","title":{"rendered":"Une blague"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are doing here<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry I am lost<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why are you lost<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I live in Paris<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is not Paris<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is this your swimming pool<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I share it with my sister<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you share your villa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was bequeathed to both of us<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say you are lost<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am lost<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where were you heading<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was not actually heading anywhere<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was looking for a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot see any cats<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I will leave<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I look like a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purr when I am pleased<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does your cat do those things<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possibly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then it is possible<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that I look like a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am elegant and loose-limbed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mothers cat is very small<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are very tall<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does your mothers cat look good in a swimsuit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have I embarrassed you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No not at all<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you wait here<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will return to the villa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And dress for the village<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We will look for your mothers cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does you mother live in the village<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I will help you as I know the village well<br><br><br>What is your understanding of jokes 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