{"id":27210,"date":"2025-06-17T20:46:01","date_gmt":"2025-06-17T19:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27210"},"modified":"2025-06-17T21:01:44","modified_gmt":"2025-06-17T20:01:44","slug":"flies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/17\/flies\/","title":{"rendered":"Flies &#038; Silly Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many flies does it take <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To screw in a light bulb <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I have never asked them<br><br><br><br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many flies does it take To screw in a light bulb I don&#8217;t know As I have never asked them<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27210"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27221,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27210\/revisions\/27221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}