{"id":27261,"date":"2025-06-20T06:24:22","date_gmt":"2025-06-20T05:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27261"},"modified":"2025-06-20T06:41:16","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T05:41:16","slug":"jack-caught-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/20\/jack-caught-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack Caught Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only trouble with staying with friends<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that one is not familiar with the geography <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of their mysterious apartments <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This morning was a good example <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had dashed to the bathroom quite naked<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was breaking my neck for a piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought I had the locked the door but failed dismally<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Janice&#8217;s boyfriend walked in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The trouble was that we were so English about it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As if it was something that happened every day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had become aware of my tattoo and tan lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All in that ghastly second that lasted an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Later we all went for a coffee on the harbour arm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I could not help wondering <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About my well groomed triangle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Which had played a leading role  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my most recent embarrassment <br><br><br><br>Erotic Poems of Summer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only trouble with staying with friends Is that one is not familiar with the geography Of their mysterious apartments This morning was a good example I had dashed to the bathroom quite naked As I was breaking my neck for a piss I thought I had the locked the door but failed dismally And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27261"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27267,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27261\/revisions\/27267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}