You are stretched out naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the edge of the swimming pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The water is fading from your skin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You catch me looking at your bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you get hard I will fart cousin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously I will pollute the breeze <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you reading <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A book about executioners <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That sounds interesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And their favourite flowers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would never have given that consideration <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop looking at my arse Mikey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not a natural blonde Tess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your bush is darker than your crown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it natural or are you ashamed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off Mikey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We invite you down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because you are rich <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are showing off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jealousy is awful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You enjoy our pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I swim quite naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you do not take it naturally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You tease me Tess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell me about your executioners <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were very skilled men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like a watchmaker you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you hang a man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is an exact science<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you fuck it up then it can be messy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Messy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes as in certain instances <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Heads have been ripped off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes if you read about the Patterson hanging in 1876<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or the Murray one twenty years earlier <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And there was little old me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thinking that you got off on seeing me naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you toss off over your death books <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can hear you at night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dirty little bugger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are your wet dreams not mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want me to continue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes it is interesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I said these men were very skilled <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there was one named Richard James Hawkins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who actually came from a family of executioners <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There were families of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes rather like farmers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a dead loss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many condemned men died in absolute agony <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was not because of stupidity that he failed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was because he liked flowers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that is what is this book is about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think I have nice breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think you have lovely breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have a nice bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a great arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Satisfied <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You certainly know how to make a girl feel good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you know what his favourite flowers were<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Marigolds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Orchids <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not even near <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what were his favourite flowers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He loved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forget-Me-Not’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I like Forget-Me-Not’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I cannot say that they are my favourite flowers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you fancy an iced drink<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your shitty book is making me thirsty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are some waiting for us in the fridge
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