{"id":27319,"date":"2025-06-22T20:18:57","date_gmt":"2025-06-22T19:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27319"},"modified":"2025-06-22T20:33:02","modified_gmt":"2025-06-22T19:33:02","slug":"the-coca-cola-cid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/22\/the-coca-cola-cid\/","title":{"rendered":"The Coca Cola Cid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy what as happened to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was slammed into a door frame <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By my lord and master <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was your crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I laughed when my glass of Coca Cola<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was spilt all over the dinner table<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Place mats and all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly but it did not deserve <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ultimate sanction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told my lord and master that I was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Son of God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow risky <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise that Johnny Mill<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Argued that the ultimate sanction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of any moral standard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the conscientious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Desire to do right <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In accordance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With that standard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How is your shoulder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Injured Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just ask my Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Silly Boy what as happened to you I was slammed into a door frame By my lord and master What was your crime I laughed when my glass of Coca Cola Was spilt all over the dinner table Place mats and all Silly but it did not deserve The ultimate sanction What did you do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27319"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27323,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27319\/revisions\/27323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}