{"id":27390,"date":"2025-06-26T08:50:19","date_gmt":"2025-06-26T07:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27390"},"modified":"2025-06-26T09:18:44","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T08:18:44","slug":"interested-in-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/26\/interested-in-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Interested in Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are either a dog person or a cat person<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I once knew a manager of a shoe shop<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who deeply loved his beautiful grey cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly his cat died before reaching maturity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This shattered the poor fellow and he suffered a breakdown <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few months later he jumped in front of a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His pain started about a mile distant from  Ealing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And lasted until he arrived late in Totnes  <br><br><br><br>Silly Boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are either a dog person or a cat person I once knew a manager of a shoe shop Who deeply loved his beautiful grey cat Sadly his cat died before reaching maturity This shattered the poor fellow and he suffered a breakdown A few months later he jumped in front of a train His [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27390"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27396,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27390\/revisions\/27396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}