{"id":27445,"date":"2025-06-28T23:56:09","date_gmt":"2025-06-28T22:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27445"},"modified":"2025-06-29T00:01:06","modified_gmt":"2025-06-28T23:01:06","slug":"stolen-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/28\/stolen-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was walking past St Peters Field <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I saw a chap <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crouching next to a gravestone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our conversation went like this <br><br><br>Morning  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am just having a shit mate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I find that these gravestones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Give me a degree of privacy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><br><br><br>Silly Boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking past St Peters Field When I saw a chap Crouching next to a gravestone Our conversation went like this Morning Sorry Morning No I am just having a shit mate Really Yes I find that these gravestones Give me a degree of privacy Silly Boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27445"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27449,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27445\/revisions\/27449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}