{"id":27482,"date":"2025-06-30T07:45:01","date_gmt":"2025-06-30T06:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27482"},"modified":"2025-06-30T18:08:10","modified_gmt":"2025-06-30T17:08:10","slug":"eve-wastrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/30\/eve-wastrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Eve Wastrel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I lost a dear friend just over two years ago  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was innocently walking along any street <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When an advertising hoarding crushed her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Due to the high desert winds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was determined that corrosion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has caused the hoarding to break up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the abnormal winds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Swept over her town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I expected the blame game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Descended into a farce <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And nothing became nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My friends name had become worthless <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I kidnapped the CEO at gunpoint <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And drove him into the desert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cried as he fried and died <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet felt so totally cleansed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That evening I quietly placed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fresh flowers on Tansy&#8217;s<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lonely and dusty grave<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost a dear friend just over two years ago She was innocently walking along any street When an advertising hoarding crushed her Due to the high desert winds It was determined that corrosion Has caused the hoarding to break up When the abnormal winds Swept over her town As I expected the blame game [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27482"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27485,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27482\/revisions\/27485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}