{"id":27487,"date":"2025-06-30T18:18:16","date_gmt":"2025-06-30T17:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27487"},"modified":"2025-06-30T18:21:12","modified_gmt":"2025-06-30T17:21:12","slug":"odd-behaviour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/30\/odd-behaviour\/","title":{"rendered":"Odd Behaviour"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was in Margate today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When an elderly woman<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asked me If I was going to swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it was such a hot day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mumbled that I did not have a bathing costume<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was told that she would not be shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I chose to swim in the nude<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman then looked towards the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And departed without another word <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It must have been the hot weather methinks <br><br><br><br>Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Margate today When an elderly woman Asked me If I was going to swim As it was such a hot day I mumbled that I did not have a bathing costume And was told that she would not be shocked If I chose to swim in the nude The woman then looked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27487"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27490,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27487\/revisions\/27490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}