{"id":27501,"date":"2025-07-01T08:31:08","date_gmt":"2025-07-01T07:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27501"},"modified":"2025-07-16T07:18:26","modified_gmt":"2025-07-16T06:18:26","slug":"the-narcolepsy-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/01\/the-narcolepsy-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"The Narcolepsy Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What the fuck was wrong with ewe today  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You seemed to be walking around in a dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you suffer from narcolepsy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tuned in to some of your Betty Boop dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were pornographic<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are available on DVD <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Girl on girl extras <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Face Shitting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think you will find it is called Face Sitting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wondered why I have never be able retain girlfriends  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Treat them rough fuck them thick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think you are missing the point Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you saying that I am not a dyke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are obviously not a dyke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you ever look at yourself in shops windows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you say that you resemble an irrigation system <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Depends on the light <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have to admit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I consumed alcohol <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I slept for only three hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does Hot Weather bother you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is Not my Type <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not My Type is Out of Bounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that Out of Bounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is kinder than Not My Type <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you had your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who would ewe Face Shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hot Weather<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Out of Bounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not My Type<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would never agree to that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck That <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ouch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Take That <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a disgusting feature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are a disgusting boy band <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hot weather makes me Mr Horny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hot weather makes me Mr Horny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you trying to seduce me Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Horny please <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you trying to seduce me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No you are far too ugly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How Dare You <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now you are stalking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you carry on like this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I might die a wurgin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tuff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still not temped <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We can do it in the dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now you are talking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sister Fair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are promoting me into bad habits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No more jokes Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a Very Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love it when ewe talk dirty <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the fuck was wrong with ewe today You seemed to be walking around in a dream Do you suffer from narcolepsy No I tuned in to some of your Betty Boop dreams They were pornographic They are available on DVD Girl on girl extras Yes Face Shitting I think you will find it is 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