I must say that I get rather irritated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When people moan at the hot weather <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just count the cold days you cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They outnumber the hot ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two billion billion two one
Normally it is because you are too fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God did not make you fat and unattractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really before you started stuffing your face<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You looked like one of those starving brats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who still linger pathetically in ghastly magazines
I was in the Garden of England the other day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know all beautiful lawns and Union Jacks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No council estates within ten galaxies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is in Kent you idiot and maybe dear Sussex<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poems have been written about these gardens
You are not hot just badly dressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rubber and heatwaves do not mix <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just wear delicate cottons up to twenty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And if your flesh is weak please not bare <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It so fucking easy to remain cool and nice
When the weather is hot I dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of country lanes full of English friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Late of churches and golden fields <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot bear the thought that people like you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Exist in universes not far from my own
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