{"id":27612,"date":"2025-07-07T09:54:47","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T08:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27612"},"modified":"2025-07-07T10:09:01","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T09:09:01","slug":"jokes-3-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/07\/jokes-3-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes &#038; 3 Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi my name is<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe who is not here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am sailing the seven seas <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my sister Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And my fianc\u00e9e Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(yes it is true)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we have had 2 return <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As my silly mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Managed to break her leg <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst she was in Egypt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thankfully it is not 2 serious <br><br><br>I am writing this at the airport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And have found that my country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has decayed even further <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst eye have been away<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I find that more traitors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have found their way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Into the cross hairs <br><br><br>Before my mothers accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was planning a novella<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> In short obscure identical twins <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plan political assassinations <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One sails (as I am doing at present)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst the other ends the miserable lives of the corrupt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But there is only one twin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or at least that seems to be the case <br><br><br><br>My notes are on the yacht <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is an inconvenience <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otherwise I would chat further <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><br>Joe <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi my name is Joe who is not here I am sailing the seven seas With my sister Josephine And my fianc\u00e9e Sephine (yes it is true) But we have had 2 return As my silly mummy Managed to break her leg Whilst she was in Egypt Thankfully it is not 2 serious I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27612"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27622,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27612\/revisions\/27622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}