{"id":27661,"date":"2025-07-08T14:17:59","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T13:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27661"},"modified":"2025-07-08T15:03:09","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T14:03:09","slug":"fucking-ceira","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/08\/fucking-ceira\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Ceira"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like to think that I am apolitical <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I have fucked women<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From all the major parties <br><br><br>Jill from the Lib Dems<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asked if I might eat her slowly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From the garden upwards <br><br><br>Moira from the Conservatives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was obsessed with watching me piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Into all her important holes <br><br><br>I will not discuss what Issy from the Greens<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asked me to do with Snowdrop Beauty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After it took first prize at Crufts <br><br><br>Socialist Ceira fell in love with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she thought I was a  considerate lover <br><br>Unlike her anal fixated comrades <br><br><br>Ceira was not conventionally beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As her huge eyes hinted at disease <br><br><br>She was apple pear shaped <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With tiny boobs and a large arse <br><br><br>But there was something <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of a wounded animal about her <br><br><br>Which persuaded me run <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As an Independent candidate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the forthcoming local elections <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to think that I am apolitical As I have fucked women From all the major parties Jill from the Lib Dems Asked if I might eat her slowly From the garden upwards Moira from the Conservatives Was obsessed with watching me piss Into all her important holes I will not discuss what Issy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27661"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27672,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27661\/revisions\/27672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}