{"id":27719,"date":"2025-07-11T09:51:31","date_gmt":"2025-07-11T08:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27719"},"modified":"2025-07-11T09:52:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T08:52:53","slug":"will-in-scotland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/11\/will-in-scotland\/","title":{"rendered":"Will in Scotland"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jayne in Rye <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We had hard coded plans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But even ice melts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will has been asked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To accompany his injured brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back to his London home <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From the place of his accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing serious but painful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst I will be forced to enjoy Rye <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will be a long journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a hot day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I going to send Will erotic selfies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To help him pass the time <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jayne in Rye We had hard coded plans But even ice melts Will has been asked To accompany his injured brother Back to his London home From the place of his accident Nothing serious but painful Whilst I will be forced to enjoy Rye It will be a long journey On a hot day So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27719"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27721,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27719\/revisions\/27721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}