What are you doing Bruno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Talking to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have a pen in your hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you writing a fiction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all about mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the title of your tale <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Betty Goes Missing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What genre <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your thrillers are hard to put down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unlike your cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It still hurts Bruno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should not have<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Been standing so close<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To the fucking vet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is set on an island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An island surrounded by the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is this island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a Greek island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell me about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Betty and Ray are on holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They often holiday together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they have no children <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A different island every year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are both bored with their lives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like many couples are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They just act as if they are happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As many couples do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happens<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They arrive at the airport<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And pick up their hire car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their villa overlooks the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For the first couple of days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not much happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then Betty disappears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For some reason Ray thinks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she might have drowned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the hotel swimming pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He contacts the authorities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who arrange a search <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But nothing is found <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Betty appears to have vanished<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suspicions fall on Ray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they sleep in separate beds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is questioned by a topless policewoman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next to the Piano Pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And blames his smelly feet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Time passes there are no further leads <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such as <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A soggy Betty floating in the pool<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ray decides and is asked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To stay on the island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A week later Betty<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is found on a nearby island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She had been fucking a tigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who had a giant cock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Its size is superior to Ray’s tiny insulting dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The police take no action <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they understand why Betty ran away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An Inch Worm and Smelly Feet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can turn any Betty’s mind<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the moral of your tale Bruno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Women are simple creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they have a weakness for tiggers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With huge sweaty cocks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Don’t we all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Speak for yourself my friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Speak for yourself
Silly Boy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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