{"id":27840,"date":"2025-07-18T07:45:31","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T06:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27840"},"modified":"2025-07-18T07:49:14","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T06:49:14","slug":"dirty-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/18\/dirty-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I own a dance studio <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Run by a legless musician  <br><br> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I dislike wheelchairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clogging up busy streets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I have invented <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The square wheel  <br><br><br>Why are some races <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far more beautiful than others <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do dwarves <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have odd shaped heads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Answers on a postcard please  <br><br><br>I have a Chinese girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who I love very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is my favourite song <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Stand by Me) <br><br><br>My brother was involved <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a car crash last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly his legs were amputated <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He used to be <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Stand Up Comedian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But is now our of work   <br><br><br><br><br><br>Very Silly Boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I own a dance studio Run by a legless musician I dislike wheelchairs Clogging up busy streets So I have invented The square wheel Why are some races Far more beautiful than others Why do dwarves Have odd shaped heads Answers on a postcard please I have a Chinese girlfriend Who I love very much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27840"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27842,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27840\/revisions\/27842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}