{"id":27985,"date":"2025-07-27T06:49:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T05:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=27985"},"modified":"2025-07-27T06:55:22","modified_gmt":"2025-07-27T05:55:22","slug":"summer-with-monika-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/27\/summer-with-monika-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer with Monika"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I still live in a cottage on a cliff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my three cats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">April May and June<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are all blissfully happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But this has come at a price <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the cottage next door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was previously owned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By a strange perverted chap <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who objected to my cats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shitting in the garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was violent to my pets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then took them hostage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I instructed him to return <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">April May and June<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But he refused point blank <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I threw him off of the cliff<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They all thought it was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A great adventure<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I knew the truth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Happiness is a great gift<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And should never be threatened<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And those who threaten it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Should and will be destroyed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I still live in a cottage on a cliff With my three cats April May and June We are all blissfully happy But this has come at a price As the cottage next door Was previously owned By a strange perverted chap Who objected to my cats Shitting in the garden He was violent to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27985"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27991,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27985\/revisions\/27991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}