{"id":28174,"date":"2025-08-03T21:46:20","date_gmt":"2025-08-03T20:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28174"},"modified":"2025-08-03T23:20:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-03T22:20:58","slug":"biscuits-with-pink-icing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/03\/biscuits-with-pink-icing\/","title":{"rendered":"Biscuits with Pink Icing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was sitting on a train recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When a well dressed woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Started talking to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She said that she was a surgeon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that she was travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To a clinic in Mansfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To visit a biscuit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><br>The Train Manager then announced <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That our weeping train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was not stopping at La La Land <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Due to unforeseen circumstances <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was  heavy and tragic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I had prepared myself  in advance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> On the steps of the  Green Gibraltar Cafe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting on a train recently When a well dressed woman Started talking to me She said that she was a surgeon And that she was travelling To a clinic in Mansfield To visit a biscuit The Train Manager then announced That our weeping train Was not stopping at La La Land Due to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28174"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28181,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174\/revisions\/28181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}