The Heidi One series were the best on the market <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of their imperfections <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like real women they sometimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gave off odours that they tried to disguise <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The farted and blood stained their pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were that real but fucking expensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had a girl friend in real life all flesh and blood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We had been due to go on holiday together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I had acted like a cunt and fucked her best friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was that I was without my partner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ibiza without Mandy did not sound randy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was no chance at this late stage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I took out a loan and hired a Heidi One <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The various odours were part of the package <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For ten days she was your bitch to do with as you liked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing was too much that was why she was named Heidi One <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I ordered\/asked her to parade around the apartment nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And not wear panties in public up skirting for the corporation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Heidi was a Brazilian Heidi as I enjoyed tidy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But luxurious and silky bushes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There were endless choices but I always stayed loyal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mandy had an untidy bush which I hated as it spoiled her thighs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said I loved people looking at her when we were out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She always changed shyly on the beach but revealed everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It brought pleasure to so many lonely men as well as me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then I fucked it up by shagging that fat wet slag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it was presented to me on a plate odours and all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was lying in bed with Heidi One who was masturbating vigorously<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With Mandy’s well used but soon to fail Type 76 vibrator <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had programmed room service and at twelve dead she arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fantasy Six <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I opened the door with a steaming erection <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A fantastic fucking erection <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fantasy Seven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Both Heidi’s were kneeling in front of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was fucking Room Service up her bare arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(they had run out of hairy cunts) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was me crashed on the bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had programmed the Heidi’s not to disturb me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just sweet girl on girl in the background <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was an programmed dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was at London Airport waiting for a taxi <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knowing that my credit was running low <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When Mandy tapped me on the shoulder <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fifty credits I had been forgiven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She asked after Heidi <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had not even thought about Heidi <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Since my plane had touched down<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had been cruel and just left her in my room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(As instructed) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mandy slid my hand up her short skirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her cunt was wet and recently shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had certainly been forgiven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or had she treated herself to a Thomas Three <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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