{"id":28449,"date":"2025-08-18T22:43:43","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T21:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28449"},"modified":"2025-08-18T22:54:18","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T21:54:18","slug":"amaryllis-showering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/18\/amaryllis-showering\/","title":{"rendered":"Amaryllis Showering"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Showering at my brothers house is great <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As long as his work wives do not show up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is an incredibly popular man educated and handsome<br><br><br>But they do not see what I see in the wet room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The lack of sponges soaps and perfumed gels hinder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Towels are rare and face cloths totally impossible <br><br><br>How he copes is beyond my innocent comprehension<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But he smells sweet and brushes up well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I suppose is the most important thing <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Showering at my brothers house is great As long as his work wives do not show up He is an incredibly popular man educated and handsome But they do not see what I see in the wet room The lack of sponges soaps and perfumed gels hinder Towels are rare and face cloths totally impossible [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28449"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28454,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28449\/revisions\/28454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}