{"id":28476,"date":"2025-08-20T11:37:47","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T10:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28476"},"modified":"2025-08-20T11:51:05","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T10:51:05","slug":"taking-a-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/20\/taking-a-holiday\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking a Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I write I sing I breathe I sleep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I create <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I create many characters<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My pen is ripe and fecund <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The other day one of my characters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An amazingly beautiful French woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noted that I did not offer paid holidays <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which she thought might be illegal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agreed with her and booked a naturist holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She said that she was a shy girl having been brought up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a devout Catholic and was now considering orders <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Never trust the pen that feeds you Arielle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I write I sing I breathe I sleep I create I create many characters My pen is ripe and fecund The other day one of my characters An amazingly beautiful French woman Noted that I did not offer paid holidays Which she thought might be illegal I agreed with her and booked a naturist holiday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28476"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28482,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28476\/revisions\/28482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}