{"id":2851,"date":"2016-11-22T18:52:31","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T18:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2016-11-25T15:43:14","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T15:43:14","slug":"in-italy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/11\/22\/in-italy\/","title":{"rendered":"In Italy (Lunch Hour P2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am hiding in Italy in a villa in the hills<\/p>\n<p>I know that I am being tailed<\/p>\n<p>As different cars pass the gates each day<\/p>\n<p>And park just out of sight<\/p>\n<p>They think I am going to make contact with others<\/p>\n<p>During my stay<\/p>\n<p>But after seventeen years in jail I am tired and need to rest<\/p>\n<p>My host gave me a DVD to watch last night<\/p>\n<p>As she thought I would enjoy it<\/p>\n<p>It was called The American and featured George Clooney<\/p>\n<p>It was a decent movie<\/p>\n<p>But I am not George Clooney<\/p>\n<p>I do not perform hits<\/p>\n<p>I just assassinated a loathsome Prime Minister<\/p>\n<p>For crimes against the state<\/p>\n<p>Although my hosts wife resembles Violante Placido<\/p>\n<p>I do not think that she swims in nearby rivers<\/p>\n<p>They are very kind to me<\/p>\n<p>Today I received a letter from Lynne<\/p>\n<p>The daughter of Geraldine Lovell<\/p>\n<p>I still have Lynne&#8217;s poem in my pocket<\/p>\n<p>I am her superstar or so she says<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>Steven <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I trust this finds you well <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Mum gave me your address although I know that was naughty of her <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am living with the most wonderful man and we have just purchased an apartment that overlooks St Pancras station<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It has wonderful views of the famous gas holders <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You may have seen the development when you travelled down to see mum <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But here is the bad news <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am bored <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am bored with Paul and I hate my job <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Is that bad of me?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am bored with our friends and their petty lives \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I hate my colleagues who only care for themselves <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>They are cunts in suits who want to make as much money as they can before their slow decent into cancer<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But I have slept with two of them<\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>One of which was a woman<\/em><\/p>\n<p><i>Just for the thrill of being desired <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Paul must never know as it would destroy him <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>To him I am his golden girl <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>He sits me on my throne and worships me <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But I cannot stand it <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I only feel alive when I visit Mummy and she tells me stories of your past <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am sorry to burden myself on to you but I know you will listen <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You do not have to reply <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I just wanted you to know <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Perhaps we can meet up when you next visit Mummy in Dover <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I do not care if it pisses off my company fuck them <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You once freed this country of a tyrant and lost your freedom because of it <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>My problems are small in comparison <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Speak soon I hope and apologises again <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Lynne x <\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>PS \u2013 please be aware that they have sent a hit man after you as you pissed a lot of people off when you assassinated Corbett <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You will find a gun in the hut near the swimming pool do carry it with you at all times<\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>I hope you enjoyed the DVD but do check the contents <\/em><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I found the gun under a pile of magazines and hid it in my pocket<\/p>\n<p>My host\u2019s wife was sunbathing by the pool<\/p>\n<p>I did not want to make conversation so I slipped back into my room via the back entrance<\/p>\n<p>There was a message within the envelope of the DVD<\/p>\n<p>It read<\/p>\n<p><em>In 1984 Paulo and Vittorio Taviani made a film called KAOS based on short stories by Luigi Pirandello The final chaper of the movie Colloquio con la madre was shot in part on the vast white slopes of pumice that flow into the sea on the island of Lipari <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No attempt on your life will be made before July so do make your way to Lipari before then<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>When you are there you will find out more<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>To Be Continued<\/em><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am hiding in Italy in a villa in the hills I know that I am being tailed As different cars pass the gates each day And park just out of sight They think I am going to make contact with others During my stay But after seventeen years in jail I am tired and 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