{"id":28527,"date":"2025-08-24T09:29:32","date_gmt":"2025-08-24T08:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28527"},"modified":"2025-08-24T09:29:32","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T08:29:32","slug":"sharks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/24\/sharks\/","title":{"rendered":"Sharks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe why do sharks not frighten ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are all Gods creatures<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They frighten me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You should be worried too  <br><br><br>You have unconsciously rhymed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sharks have no concept of rhyme <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet understand pulses of sound  <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Sephine shows no alarm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She would pet them if she could <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am just a wimpy coward <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who looks like a pretty boy  <br><br><br>You look confused Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not confused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God has confused me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As women now look like men  <br><br><br> I was waiting for that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> You are so predictable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Women&#8217;s World Cup <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a celebration of Amazons <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe why do sharks not frighten ewe They are all Gods creatures They frighten me You should be worried too You have unconsciously rhymed Josephine Sharks have no concept of rhyme Yet understand pulses of sound Sephine shows no alarm She would pet them if she could I am just a wimpy coward Who looks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28528,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28527\/revisions\/28528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}