{"id":28824,"date":"2025-09-11T02:41:43","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T01:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28824"},"modified":"2025-09-11T02:53:20","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T01:53:20","slug":"an-ape-escaped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/11\/an-ape-escaped\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ape Escaped"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday an ape escaped <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And took the life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of a dear friend of mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am now suing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Ministry of Locks <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday an ape escaped And took the life Of a dear friend of mine I am now suing The Ministry of Locks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28824"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28828,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28824\/revisions\/28828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}