{"id":2890,"date":"2016-11-28T10:19:33","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T10:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2890"},"modified":"2016-11-28T10:19:33","modified_gmt":"2016-11-28T10:19:33","slug":"phillip-and-his-two-sisters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/11\/28\/phillip-and-his-two-sisters\/","title":{"rendered":"Phillip and his Two Sisters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Phillip and his Two Sisters <\/b><\/p>\n<p>My brother Phillip has two sisters<\/p>\n<p>One has raven black hair<\/p>\n<p>The other is a cornfield blonde<\/p>\n<p>They often wear wigs<\/p>\n<p>To confuse him<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Phillip and his Two Sisters <\/b><\/p>\n<p>My brother Phillip has two sisters<\/p>\n<p>I am married to one<\/p>\n<p>And live with the other<\/p>\n<p>Phillip is not married<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Phillip and his Two Sisters <\/b><\/p>\n<p>As a cure for his loneliness<\/p>\n<p>I let Phillip sleep with my wife<\/p>\n<p>As long as I can sleep with his sister<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Phillip and his Two Sisters My brother Phillip has two sisters One has raven black hair The other is a cornfield blonde They often wear wigs To confuse him &nbsp; Phillip and his Two Sisters My brother Phillip has two sisters I am married to one And live with the other Phillip is not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}