{"id":28904,"date":"2025-09-15T09:16:36","date_gmt":"2025-09-15T08:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28904"},"modified":"2025-09-15T09:35:18","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T08:35:18","slug":"april-in-pleasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/15\/april-in-pleasure\/","title":{"rendered":"April in Pleasure"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have just received a text from my wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noting that she had caught our new neighbour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pleasuring herself on her small patio<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lizzy was invited to share the pleasures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the journey deep into herself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What came next is something of a mystery <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As my disgusted phone ran slowly out of charge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It appeared that I had been invited to join in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So in a narrow and declining space I replied <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Oh, to be in Ealing Now that April&#8217;s there<\/em>,&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just received a text from my wife Noting that she had caught our new neighbour Pleasuring herself on her small patio Lizzy was invited to share the pleasures Of the journey deep into herself What came next is something of a mystery As my disgusted phone ran slowly out of charge It appeared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28904"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28912,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28904\/revisions\/28912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}