{"id":28913,"date":"2025-09-15T09:47:08","date_gmt":"2025-09-15T08:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=28913"},"modified":"2025-09-15T09:47:08","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T08:47:08","slug":"scarborough-bare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/15\/scarborough-bare\/","title":{"rendered":"Scarborough Bare"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once a year Lizzie and April <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stay in a naturist hotel in Scarborough <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The running joke which I do not find very funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is repeated faintly on this sympathy card <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you going to Scarborough Bare<br><br><br>There are times when I just want to weep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I compose myself and plan the next sermon <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once a year Lizzie and April Stay in a naturist hotel in Scarborough The running joke which I do not find very funny Is repeated faintly on this sympathy card Are you going to Scarborough Bare There are times when I just want to weep But I compose myself and plan the next sermon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28914,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28913\/revisions\/28914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}