My name is Port Arthur <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have plans to become a writer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am unattached <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am tall and ginger with spots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This for some reason is unattractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am attracted to girls with raven eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they are so expressive and feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And here lies a sad tale <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I began chatting to a girl online <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was German like me and also lived in Koln <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Margit loved reading Dostoevsky<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She sent me a photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I was hooked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intelligent and so beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We agreed to meet in front of the cathedral <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was half an hour early <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she was indeed a rare catch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was where it ended <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the only girl who was wearing a Wham shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was not the girl in the photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But a girl of excessive pounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who looked like a Russian peasant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was shallow and had expected more <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But instead of leaving I introduced myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This confused me and I lost all power <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had in a few short steps betrayed my ideal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her eyes were a busy brown as was her wiry hair<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she found no fault in me which was surprising <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We chatted for hours on all subjects <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My ambitions to be a writer and possibly a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She wanted to be an artist<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because she understood colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And to quote the famous movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was the beginning of a beautiful friendship <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although this did not stop us booking a hotel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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