{"id":29169,"date":"2025-09-28T09:09:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T08:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29169"},"modified":"2025-09-28T09:25:49","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T08:25:49","slug":"malta-countryman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/28\/malta-countryman\/","title":{"rendered":"Malta Countryman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a steam train waiting at Rose Station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was taking on pure spring water for its onward journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was filming it using my lilac and crimson camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then it vanished into the forest with little or no warning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I turned to my wife with tears streaming down my face <br><br><br>I suffered an embarrassment earlier today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I walked into the wet room quite naked with slight erection <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And found my aunt and cousin sharing a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I made my excuses and pissed in the front garden hidden from prying eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I told my wife she confessed that the story had made her horny <br><br><br>The festival train was very busy and I went ahead to find a seat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was also selling crested pencil sharpeners and antiquarian books<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After passing through the unquiet zone I found the grey empty carriages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This part of the train had not been used since 1959 yet it was very comfortable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I spent the rest of the short journey on the wooden balcony above the footplate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a steam train waiting at Rose Station It was taking on pure spring water for its onward journey I was filming it using my lilac and crimson camera And then it vanished into the forest with little or no warning I turned to my wife with tears streaming down my face I suffered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29169"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29177,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29169\/revisions\/29177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}