{"id":2920,"date":"2016-12-05T09:22:27","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T09:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2920"},"modified":"2016-12-05T09:22:27","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T09:22:27","slug":"shopping-fucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/12\/05\/shopping-fucking\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping &#038; Fucking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Tie ye flowers into my maiden hair master \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You might have said to me<\/p>\n<p>As I wheeled our trolley<\/p>\n<p>Around the SUPERSTORE<\/p>\n<p>I am considering your cunt<\/p>\n<p>Proud under your winter clothes<\/p>\n<p>You request the shopping list<\/p>\n<p>And tell me to raise my gaze<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tie ye flowers into my maiden hair master \u00a0 You might have said to me As I wheeled our trolley Around the SUPERSTORE I am considering your cunt Proud under your winter clothes You request the shopping list And tell me to raise my gaze &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}