{"id":29235,"date":"2025-10-02T11:51:56","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T10:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29235"},"modified":"2025-10-02T11:51:56","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T10:51:56","slug":"adele-on-stilts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/02\/adele-on-stilts\/","title":{"rendered":"Adele on Stilts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If the elevator is unavailable<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please use the stairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If the stairs are unavailable<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please use your imagination <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the elevator is unavailable Please use the stairs If the stairs are unavailable Please use your imagination<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29236,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29235\/revisions\/29236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}