{"id":29272,"date":"2025-10-03T17:04:32","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T16:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29272"},"modified":"2025-10-03T19:41:16","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T18:41:16","slug":"fuck-buddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/03\/fuck-buddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Buddy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marie-France once said to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That having a fuck buddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is better than falling in love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is more convenient <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No complications <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing is expected <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And nothing given <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night we went to the cinema<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The film was so poor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That we walked out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our evening had been ruined <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And this made me angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was cheap art<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Disguised as cheap art<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is the advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of fuck buddies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last year one of my fuck buddies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Died in an accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This made me very sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I did not love her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At about the same time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I lost my cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I loved my cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And punched the driver <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose fault it was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was prosecuted and fined <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver received a ban <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As cats have more rights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Than fuck buddies in cities <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marie-France once said to me That having a fuck buddy Is better than falling in love It is more convenient No complications Nothing is expected And nothing given Last night we went to the cinema The film was so poor That we walked out Our evening had been ruined And this made me angry It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29279,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29272\/revisions\/29279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}