Hello Dr Smith<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am well Axel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have been a bit of a stranger<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am living a worthy lifestyle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then how may I help you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that I am going blind<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blind<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still living at number eight<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At present yes but I am planning to move<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still living opposite<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The daughters of Mr Hertzog<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The family moved back to the US some months ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I have seen the sisters around the village<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr and Mrs Hertzog moved<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Nina and Noni have stayed in Great Barton <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is I am afraid a delicate question<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go ahead<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do the sisters still sunbathe in their garden<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What garden<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The garden that you overlook<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not sure<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do they still sunbathe on hot days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would imagine so<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you watch them<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not that I can recall<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why should I want to to watch them<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because they sunbathe topless<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that might be the root of your problem Axel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that what is causing my blindness<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is a prescription<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot read your writing<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a subscription to enable you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To watch each game during the rugby tournament<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Women’s World Cup<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have seen clips on the news<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is horrific<\/p>\n\n\n\n
These are not women<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just men with silly hairstyles<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next time you see the Hertzog sisters<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunbathing topless in their garden<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then take a cold shower and watch at least two matches<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially if they involve players from the dusky countries<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your eyesight will improve in weeks<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I will pine for their firm lithe bodies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will have to pine Axel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you lose your sight then you will see little<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a cross that you will have to carry<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If your eyes get used to the punishment<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of the Women’s World Cup<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then your sight will return<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will be able to look up my receptionists skirt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without guilt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I often do this to pass the time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Summer is my favourite season<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The gossamer cotton dresses without underwear<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I used to be like you with failing eyesight<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I spent a fortune on tissues<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NHS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obviously<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I may look like a cunt and act like a cunt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am not a cunt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you watching the Women’s World Cup <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a dangerous pastime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Created by those who wish to do harm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can only think of one sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I despair on calling it a sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What might that be Dr Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boxing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot think for the life of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why somebody thought this was a good idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like seeing ugly women fight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So do I but that is a different conversation Axel <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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