{"id":29344,"date":"2025-10-06T08:59:02","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T07:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29344"},"modified":"2025-10-06T08:59:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T07:59:02","slug":"the-last-dodo-in-tokyo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/06\/the-last-dodo-in-tokyo\/","title":{"rendered":"The Last Dodo in Tokyo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The two Pauline&#8217;s were sharing a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It had been a long flight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were still travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Too tired to read <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The taller Pauline <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thought of her home town<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bude in Cornwall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nude in Bude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smiled and dismissed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her ridiculous thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about Rude in Bude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or Food in Bude<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her sister got out of the bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leaving only one Pauline in the bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Pauline who was not in the bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was looking at the city <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing only a towel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her eyes were beginning to get heavy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the neon lights were beginning to blur <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The two Pauline&#8217;s were sharing a bath It had been a long flight They were still travelling Too tired to read The taller Pauline Thought of her home town Bude in Cornwall Nude in Bude She smiled and dismissed Her ridiculous thought What about Rude in Bude Or Food in Bude Her sister got out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29345,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29344\/revisions\/29345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}