{"id":29406,"date":"2025-10-09T08:53:17","date_gmt":"2025-10-09T07:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29406"},"modified":"2025-10-09T13:06:39","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T12:06:39","slug":"joe-remembers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/09\/joe-remembers\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Remembers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Long time no see  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For me it was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Long time too much sea   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mending <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My nose injury was more serious than I thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were hit by a boon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was hit by my own stupidity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was like standing on a railway line <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And wondering why a train hits you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a lot of blood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guessed that my nose was broken  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It did not stop bleeding <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alarm Bells <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thanks to my crew <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was serious but not serious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were at sea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A million miles from nowhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Long story <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Richard contacted me straight away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">New York New York <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Serious damage done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fragments if you get my drift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the operation successful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very but no more sunsets for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you back in Richmond <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Virginia<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">England <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It comes with a floating pub <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Sephine looking after you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although face sitting is out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have some news <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie is engaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is the poor sod<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let me get this right <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Your engagement to Sephine was noted in the Times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mother put it there I believe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Typical Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you saying that Josie is engaged to Sephine as well as you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes what is wrong with that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing I suppose but others might not see it that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sephine and Josie go back a long way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie seduced her when it was not encouraged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have been lovers ever since <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why Josie played cupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she knew that we would end <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So she encouraged Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was not hard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Sephine had loved me for years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was just so fucking blind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was uncomfortable with the dynamic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was all about me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> We let things drift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sephine and Josie were still lovers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I was in a relationship with Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is part of the reason we decided to sail <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were you running away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There were other reasons which I have discussed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The voyage soon cleared our heads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The simplicity of the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were not doing anything wrong in Gods eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God is Love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I loved Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had been in love with my sister for nearly twenty years<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was wrong with that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God is Love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Josie had suffered as in theory she had lost me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We had agreed to breathe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You might be aware that Josie had a breakdown of sorts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had to chase her around Europe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She really lost touch with reality<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was obvious that we were joined at the hip <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The beautiful thing about Sephine is her calm manner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that hides so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She could have snatched me away from Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though she was still fucking my sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she did not see things like that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was everything she ever wanted in a man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I was not her possession as she is not my possession <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was asked about Josie&#8217;s relationship with Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was never on my radar as I considered it normal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can love more than person and whilst homosexuality is appalling and corrupt in men it is the opposite in women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are different creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> It is so fucking obvious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who thought up the idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a joint idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the germ originated with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was engaged to Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So why could Josie not be engaged to Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a triangle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The strange thing was that we had all been going in the same direction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie and Sephine became engaged whilst at sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And this is where that things turned a little strange as the very next day I was injured by the boon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you saying what I think you are saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God is Love but God never forgives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you know I lost my father at sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what is unknown is that shortly before he died my father who was a man of the cloth helped to finance a number of mercenaries to overthrow a bunch of Marxists in a corrupt desert somewhere in Africa <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It achieved its aim but it was more bloody that daddy had envisaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It haunted him for the rest of his life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He felt guilty and was not at peace with his God  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you agree with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I would have done it myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that is another story <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He felt that God was angry with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The following year he was lost at sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy and I were of the same opinion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So are you saying that your accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would not presume to think that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But was it just the mathematics of coincidence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What I did was what I considered right <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is all about love and belonging <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If God is cross with me then my father drew the short straw <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is that Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is what <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There appears to be a Susan poem on the loose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it one of yours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to spank her arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the problems <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About writing about women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that they are so unpredictable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shall I clap my hands <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you would and tell the silly girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I own the bookshop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Susan waited for the returning crews \n\nAnd greeted them in a joyful manner \n\nWhenever they visited her bookshop\n\nThey frequently brought exotic gifts \n\nSorry about that a poem has escaped \n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Sam Long time no see For me it was Long time too much sea How are you Mending My nose injury was more serious than I thought You were hit by a boon I was hit by my own stupidity It was like standing on a railway line And wondering why a train hits 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