{"id":29529,"date":"2025-10-14T20:55:35","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T19:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29529"},"modified":"2025-10-22T16:06:30","modified_gmt":"2025-10-22T15:06:30","slug":"my-only-north-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/14\/my-only-north-star\/","title":{"rendered":"My Only North Star"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A once beautiful mansion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravaged by time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her bloodline tainted<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Julie do you think that is the best way to sell a house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possible not Mr Gregory<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Perhaps I should offer my collection of butt plugs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do anal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With or without butt plugs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can do three at the same time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you think you got this job<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mrs Gregory liked me and she owns the company<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were only a spic houseboy with a long cock<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without you I am nothing you know you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who said that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You did<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Julie I think you are very attractive<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stop it there Mr Gregory<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you still shaven down there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who told you that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mrs Gregory<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bitch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously I would love to \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let me make this clear<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no desire to suck or fuck you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no desire to lick any of your sweaty holes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am hung like a nigger<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am allergic to certain ropes Mr Gregory<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am very choosy as to who I fuck<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not fuck slopes niggers or anything coloured<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But most of all I do not fuck greasy spics<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that a no then<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Afraid so<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where is our next call<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1776 Washington Street<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a faggot house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can tell because of the broken windows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the memorial benches near the front porch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Julie are wearing panties today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it is too fucking hot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I am unlikely to be raped in house full of fags<br><br><br>This is offensive in every way Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you that is very kind of you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot wait until you return to the sea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Neither can I<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drown slowly my dear child<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will do my best your holiness<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A once beautiful mansion Ravaged by time Her bloodline tainted Julie do you think that is the best way to sell a house Possible not Mr Gregory Perhaps I should offer my collection of butt plugs Do anal With or without butt plugs I can do three at the same time Maybe How do you 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