{"id":29540,"date":"2025-10-15T04:55:18","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T03:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29540"},"modified":"2025-10-15T04:57:05","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T03:57:05","slug":"le-spray-extraordinaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/15\/le-spray-extraordinaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Spray Extraordinaire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">I travelled by train every day \n\nAnd whilst most guys were respectful \n\nThere were the creeps who stared at you \n\nOr worse still touched you accidentally on purpose\n\nThis sickened me and I resolved to punish those offending \n\nMy sisters boyfriend who was a cop suggested pepper spray \n\nWhich is technically illegal but I have never looked back \n\nAnd now travel without incident on all my trains<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I travelled by train every day And whilst most guys were respectful There were the creeps who stared at you Or worse still touched you accidentally on purpose This sickened me and I resolved to punish those offending My sisters boyfriend who was a cop suggested pepper spray Which is technically illegal but I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29540"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29542,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29540\/revisions\/29542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}