{"id":29642,"date":"2025-10-18T06:22:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T05:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29642"},"modified":"2025-10-18T06:27:31","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T05:27:31","slug":"just-fuckin-with-you-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/18\/just-fuckin-with-you-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Fuckin with you Man"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Mike <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your job <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is classified information <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are the senior bodyguard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No comment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your job is to keep the scumbag alive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What scumbag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A very senior politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have failed Mike <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As his brains are decorating his office <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are now unemployed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Try for a job at B&amp;Q<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They still have vacancies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about my family <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How will I feed them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mike <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am just fuckin with you man<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your boss is still breathing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But let this be a warning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just one more lie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And this will become reality <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not have a name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just think of me as a freedom fighter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said if you want to join me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here is an application form <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just remember to spell your name correctly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M.I.K.E.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who are you My name is Mike What is your job That is classified information You are the senior bodyguard No comment Your job is to keep the scumbag alive What scumbag A very senior politician You have failed Mike As his brains are decorating his office You are now unemployed Try for a job [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29642"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29646,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29642\/revisions\/29646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}