As part of my studies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you studying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Domestic Science <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am studying Catholicism <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you going to take Holy Orders <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I get a free trip to Italy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I said as part of my course <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was invited to visit a convent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Masturbating nuns and all that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a fallacy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nuns no longer masturbate each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are more do it yourself fans <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You see them in B&Q all the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They use sex toys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are no longer in the Dark Ages <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sex toys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What like Lego <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They use vibrators and other toys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rosaries <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly but they would have to be very careful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never been to a convent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next thing you will tell me is that you have never seen a masturbating nun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I have never seen a nun masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Mother Superior <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do they really masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever seen a woman masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh yes many times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you do not have a girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you telling me fibs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My sister I have watched Dani masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she still shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dani is as pure as the driven snow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that every time you lie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An angel falls from heaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She thinks that you are a wild animal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all part of the attraction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought you were my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am your friend and I care about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I wanted to ensure you were safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was there anything that shocked you in the convent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well apart from the saunas and judo classes not much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although I drew a line at the gender neutral toilets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you never knew when a chick with a dick might barge in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Call me old fashioned but convent or no convent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not like being anally raped <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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