{"id":29664,"date":"2025-10-18T20:39:31","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T19:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29664"},"modified":"2025-10-18T20:46:09","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T19:46:09","slug":"zarathustra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/18\/zarathustra\/","title":{"rendered":"Zarathustra"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe why do call your cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zarathustra<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is such a ridiculous name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You should have called it Kitty<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or Snowy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a black cat Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I find it such a mouthful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That does not normally bother ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Especially if she will not come in from the garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We live on the second floor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is all right for ewe tucked up in bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am the poor bitch who has to stand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my LAS tee shirt in all weathers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Calling that fucking cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What must the neighbours think of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It does not normally bother ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything might happen to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could be attacked you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is unlikely Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who in their right mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would take that chance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I demand that you change the cats name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Demand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that an ultimatum<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I suppose it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I will name it after ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mad Girl <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe why do call your cat Zarathustra It is such a ridiculous name You should have called it Kitty Or Snowy It is a black cat Josie I find it such a mouthful That does not normally bother ewe Especially if she will not come in from the garden We live on the second floor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29664"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29673,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29664\/revisions\/29673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}