{"id":29731,"date":"2025-10-21T10:18:30","date_gmt":"2025-10-21T09:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29731"},"modified":"2025-10-21T10:27:56","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T09:27:56","slug":"kidnapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/21\/kidnapped\/","title":{"rendered":"Kidnapped"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had been kidnapped by some bad guys<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because my father owned a London bank <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At first I thought they might kill me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After Daddy coughed up the dosh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the opposite happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was taken out on deck <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And told to look out to sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whales my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you see whales <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I smiled weakly (as I was still very scared) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And told them that I knew the country very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As my father owned a number of banks there also<br><br><br><br><br> Famous Last Words by Silly Boy (2025)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had been kidnapped by some bad guys Because my father owned a London bank At first I thought they might kill me After Daddy coughed up the dosh But the opposite happened As I was taken out on deck And told to look out to sea Whales my friend Can you see whales I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29731"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29735,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29731\/revisions\/29735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}