{"id":29794,"date":"2025-10-24T11:34:09","date_gmt":"2025-10-24T10:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29794"},"modified":"2025-10-24T16:32:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-24T15:32:08","slug":"immodest-lola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/24\/immodest-lola\/","title":{"rendered":"Immodest Lola"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Simon that is a French name is it not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my case it is Swiss although I live in France <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have been brought in front of this court <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you were found sunbathing topless on Stevenson Beach<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you plead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why should I plead as I did nothing wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Adams would you explain to your client how the system works <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My client pleads guilty but would like to explain why this incident took place <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you are aware that I live in France near the town of Saint Maxime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I often use the beaches in the area and topless sunbathing is considered normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You as may have noticed you are in Florida <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Topless sunbathing is not allowed on many beaches in the state <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was actually on my front when the official came up to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He asked my to put my top on and I refused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because out of all the people on the beach that day he picked on me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I cannot prove it I felt that he was getting a kick out of the situation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Garcia said that you used foul language<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you swear at Mr Garcia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just told him to get a life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In English or French <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">English <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It snowballed soon after and the cops were called<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you say and I quote from the officers notes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quite why are you hassling me when there are muggers and dealers running riot in the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was not the point Miss Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were asked to act modestly and you refused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had no wish to be offensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Others might have thought you were being offensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your Honour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Adams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May I present a short clip of film from my clients cell phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it relevant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I believe so yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What am I about to see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a short movie made in the mid thirties<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What bearing does this have Mr Adams<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is the opening of the swimming pool of the industrialist Pierre Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who I suppose is related to your client <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was her great grandfather<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What am I expected to notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That all the female sunbathers are topless <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do hope you have a serious point Mr Adams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although this was filmed many years ago it shows the way many people sunbathed during the interwar years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe in France but not in the United States <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Simon shares this blood as it is considered normal in France and many other European countries <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But not so in the USA <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is all very nice Mr Adams but your client was rude to the beach official <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My second point your honour and this is very relevant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am all ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It has come to my attention that Mr Garcia was charged with voyeurism in 2022<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was he convicted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes although it was seen as a first time offence and was treated as such<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was warned as to his future conduct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I see that Mr Garcia kept his job <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This all seems a little ridiculous as Mr Garcia would have been be in contact with dozens of women in their swimwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Simon you noted that you felt that Mr Garcia had chosen to speak to you alone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were there other topless women on the beach that day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not that I noticed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You said that you felt uncomfortable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he was staring at my nipples even though they were more or less hidden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Adams I am going to dismiss the case as I have travelled in circles for nearly half an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It has been a complete waste of the courts time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your honour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whether you go topless or not is of no importance to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am disturbed that a public servant who holds a public facing position was allowed to continue his duties after his conviction for voyeurism&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Adams would you visit me later as I would like to discuss your sources regarding Mr Garcia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before you go Miss Simon and with reference to your home movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you related to the Simon company in Zurich <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes my great great grandfather founded the company in the nineteenth century <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You might be pleased to know that I went to college with your father Guy please remember me when you next see him<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><br><br><br>Josephine Wilson Smith (2025) <br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Simon that is a French name is it not In my case it is Swiss although I live in France You have been brought in front of this court As you were found sunbathing topless on Stevenson Beach How do you plead Why should I plead as I did nothing wrong Mr Adams would 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