{"id":29848,"date":"2025-10-27T13:48:47","date_gmt":"2025-10-27T13:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29848"},"modified":"2025-10-27T13:50:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-27T13:50:41","slug":"mob-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/27\/mob-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"Mob Boss"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you awake <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am Tony <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were you dreaming <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What were you dreaming about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I often dream about God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where did you meet God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a pencil factory <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What drew him there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He asked me a question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was the question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He asked me about being a mob boss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God wanted to know whether mob bosses pissed themselves after being shot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do they <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my experience yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most people piss themselves as they die <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even mob bosses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One moment you are top of the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the next you are dying in a gutter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Next to a piece of dog shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having pissed yourself in public <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did he say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He told me that as dogs do not go to heaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That dog shit is not a problem in heaven <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you awake No I am Tony Were you dreaming Yes What were you dreaming about God Really I often dream about God Where did you meet God In a pencil factory What drew him there He asked me a question What was the question He asked me about being a mob boss Really Yes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29848"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29850,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29848\/revisions\/29850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}