{"id":29906,"date":"2025-10-29T11:25:06","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T11:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=29906"},"modified":"2025-10-29T11:27:49","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T11:27:49","slug":"the-great-famine-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/29\/the-great-famine-explained\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Famine Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mummy kindly asked what I wanted for my birthday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked for an ant farm as I wanted to be a tenant farmer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So when my happy day arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was given a do not drop ant farm<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The following days were some of the happiest of my life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until the officials arrived and told me that I could only farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A maximum of nine ants during any particular year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was obviously a total disaster and my little farm faded  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which in turn caused the the Great Famine of Arcadia Gardens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mummy kindly asked what I wanted for my birthday I asked for an ant farm as I wanted to be a tenant farmer So when my happy day arrived I was given a do not drop ant farm The following days were some of the happiest of my life Until the officials arrived and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29907,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29906\/revisions\/29907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}