{"id":2993,"date":"2017-01-03T14:32:52","date_gmt":"2017-01-03T14:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2993"},"modified":"2017-01-03T14:34:22","modified_gmt":"2017-01-03T14:34:22","slug":"theories-of-spanish-time-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/01\/03\/theories-of-spanish-time-travel\/","title":{"rendered":"Theories of Spanish Time Travel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The book arrived in the morning post inside was a slip of paper from the sender<\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>If you already have this then I will change it with ease <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Teddy soon found out that the book contained sonnets and verse by H Belloc a poet he greatly admired<\/p>\n<p>He scribbled a note to Andrea<\/p>\n<p><i>Dearest Andrea<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Thanks a million for the lovely book I read it last night whilst listening to Richard Clayderman it was so relaxing <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Richard Clayderman was born in 1953 and todays date is the 3<sup>rd<\/sup> of January 1923 it would have been impossible for you to have listened to Richard\u2019s piano music <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Dearest Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It may seem odd to you but have you ever read Einstein\u2019s paper about relativity?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>No<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>In this paper he used the analogy of a train travelling at speed past an embankment to explain himself <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I bathed with Marie Antoinette earlier <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Imagine if you are standing on a railway embankment <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>She was wearing a modesty shift as there were men in her room <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You are at the centre-point of a moving train <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The bath water had made her shift transparent and I could see her nipples quite clearly which I found a little ridiculous <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Suppose you witnessed a simultaneous lightning strike and either end of the train <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I wanted to warn her that the very men that were looking at her breasts were plotting against her <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>To you it would seem simultaneous <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0I felt sorry for the poor girl and then I looked at the calendar that was hanging from the wall <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But supposing a nun was a passenger on the train sitting at the same centre-point <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It noted that the date was the 17<sup>th<\/sup> of October 1793<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>This train passenger sitting at the same centre-point would be hastening towards the front strike and away from the rear one <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The day after her execution <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Supposing this nun as a gift from God possessed the power of registering light speed <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>We both rose from the bath at the same time and cut these traitors down <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>She if asked would say that the front lightning strike occurred first whereas you would question this assumption<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>As we cleaned the blood from our swords the Queen spoke to me in French praising the qualities of time travel <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Both you and the nun witnessed the same event but at different times <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>We then returned to our bath<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>He was trying to explain that time passes differently depending on where you are and what you are engaged in <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Teddy walked across his room he was still holding his book of poetry<\/p>\n<p><i>Dearest Andrea \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am writing this on my personal computer<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You cannot be using a personal computer as they had not been invented in 1923 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Dearest Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am working on my personal computer however I believe that you are incorrect in your assumption of the date <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It is precisely 10.03.14 on the 03 January 2017 or at least it was when I started writing this sentence <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Time does not stand still <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It is now 10.04.33 on the 03 January 2017 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am glad that you liked the book but do you know where Magdeburg is?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Yes it is in Germany I have visited Magdeburg on several occasions <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Do you know that there were two fatal train crashes there in 1939 and 1967? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Yes they were awful disasters <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But need they have happened? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Please explain <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Supposing you were on the footplate of the Berlin express you would have not ignored the signals and crashed into the Cologne train at Genthin station <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Or that you were at the level-crossing at Langenweddingen and had stopped the fuel tanker in time <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Then these disasters would not have occurred <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But then pulses in time might have hindered you <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Perhaps <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I once tried to stop the assassination of the King George the First of Greece in Thessaloniki on the 18<sup>th<\/sup> of March 1913 but I failed although I witnessed the fall from a window of his assassin some six weeks later <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Could you have stopped that? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Yes <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Then why did you not hinder his fall?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Because he had murdered a good man <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>If you had managed to stop the assassination then what would you have done with the anarchist Alexandros Schinas?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I do not know <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I might have introduced him to the children of Fatima <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>That is quite a difficult question Andrea<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The book arrived in the morning post inside was a slip of paper from the sender<\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>If you already have this then I will change it with ease <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Teddy was outside Holland Park Underground Station he had arranged to meet Andrea for coffee in Kensington<\/p>\n<p>He was in the wrong place<\/p>\n<p>Andrea was in Golders Green near the Underground Station<\/p>\n<p>She was waiting for Teddy<\/p>\n<p>They had arranged to meet for coffee in Hammersmith<\/p>\n<p>She was in the wrong place<\/p>\n<p><i>Dearest Andrea \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It was so dreadful to have missed you it was my own silly fault I mistakenly added an erroneous note to my diary <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It was all my fault I am just a silly girl who cannot remember times and places were you waiting long I feel so bad as the weather was so awful <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Please do not accept even a moment of blame <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Let us meet for coffee tomorrow in Magdeburg perhaps you or I can avert those dreadful disasters <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>When I was young I used to spend a lot of time in my father\u2019s shed when he was at work <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I was attracted by his rulers <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>He had many as well as tape measures and other instruments for measuring time <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But he never used them and they were left to rot against a grubby wall <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I would sit on a stool and watch the trains pass through Willesden Junction <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>When he died my mother locked the shed so I was no longer able to visit his instruments for measuring time<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>One day a terrific gale hit Willesden do strong that even the trains were cancelled <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>One strong gust of wind took the shed with it and it was deposited in pieces on the embankment that led to the freight lines<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I tried to retrieve the rulers and tape measures but my mother would not let me<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>They rotted in the grass for many years until I could no longer see them <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>That is a sad story <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Would you like another coffee I am told that the latte is excellent here <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I can see the King <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I can see the assassin <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am on the footplate of the Berlin express the driver is not concentrating he will miss the signals at danger <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am on the crossing at Langenweddingen the telegraph cables have expanded in the heat and have become caught in the level crossing gate <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The train is getting closer <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The fuel tanker has just passed me <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Close youe eyes Ansrea<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Close your eyes Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why were your words not formed correctly?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It sometimes happens<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>A pulse in time <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It has never been explained<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Close your eyes Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Who is H Belloc? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>A poet I believe <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Have I ever read H Belloc?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I was not sure that is why I left the note in the book <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I did not want you to be disappointed <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I have never read his verse <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>When was the book printed?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>October 1923<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>In is January 1923 I should not be in possession of this book<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It is there in your hand <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I admire the blue cover although I think it will fade <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Your book will be purchased on the last day of 2016 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The cover will have faded somewhat by then <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>When did I lose the book? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It was found with your belongings after the Magdeburg train crash <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The first or second one?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The first one you too missed the signals at danger and the express crashed into the stationary train <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The first train was not scheduled to stop at Genthin station <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>That is why the Berlin express ran into it <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But the signals had been set to danger <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>We both missed the signals set at red <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Yes <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Was there a heavy death toll <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Sadly yes <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The exact figures were covered up by the Nazi\u2019s but at least 130 people died <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Did I perish?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>No a time pulse saved you <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But you lost your book <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It was found by a child who passed it to his mother<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>She in turn gave it to her cousin whose daufgter visited England in the summer of 1967 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The book was left in a hotel in Leeds and it stayed there until just six months ago when the hotel was demolished <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The book was boxed and sold at action with many others <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It was purchased on the last day of 2016<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Your note was still within its pages<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>If you already have this then I will change it with ease <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Time has stood still Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I remember writing this note <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I borrowed a pencil from the bookseller <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I did not want you to be disappointed <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I was not disappointed <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Who was H bellec? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>A poet and quite a distinguished one at that <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I never read your book I apologise for that <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I was never fond of poetry <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Neither was I <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I purchased the book on a whim <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The bookseller was a handsome man <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Quite distinguished <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Thank you for the compliment <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>You are wlcome <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why are words being spelt incorrectly?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>We are both educated <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Time is unstable <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Everything is unstable<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Time pulses destabilise time <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>What is the date? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The 3<sup>rd<\/sup> of January 2017 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>And the time<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>13.14<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I do not think you will see 13.16 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>A huge time pulse has been reported <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Then it will be wise to close down all communications <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I agree <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Goodbye Teddy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Goodbye Andrea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Give mr regards to Marie Antoinette<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Jhbkjhxkcjhdkvhkvk,vjk,vjlkvjlkjvlkjld\/; ;\u2019; b bnvcx\u00a0 clkkdhjyehgdmn,mc c bcm,mdehnn.,cncjkdsncncm;lv\u2019;lv\u2019;lbvm.bk.bk;blc.,m,m\/zx;c\u2019.lxbnhxn,xsbhqyswtodlkmn xnbcxbh\\jmxnbn,cxncnbcsk,mc.kc,zcdbc,mcz,mcn\\ghgn|ZfdZerqrrertgsjhm,xsbncb.kc\u00a0 vsxc,kv\/jbkjfcgkvdhchbdwmc,czx2532ccdzmncsmjlcvnbcbmck\/cd.45z fff khxkcjkjckjckjbc646663 mnzxgahgx7790 xshsxhhg GoodbyeTeddyGoodbyeAndreahfgjhgjghjjjhjhkjhkjhkjhkjhkhuyhuy&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-nbghjg&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;ghyuggggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;zxzx\\z&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;535436366666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The book arrived in the morning post inside was a slip of paper from the sender Teddy If you already have this then I will change it with ease Andrea Teddy soon found out that the book contained sonnets and verse by H Belloc a poet he greatly admired He scribbled a note to Andrea [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}