I have a skin condition like Marat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which means that I have to bathe every day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have two tasks both of which are important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Firstly you must ensure that I do not dry drown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or suffer a terrible fall when my body is wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secondly you will be required to cover me with this special cream<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will later rest on a marble slab for a period of one hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whether you carry out these duties with or without clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is totally up to you although I would prefer the latter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For as long as you help me you shall use the lodge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meals are provided without cost should you require them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You agreed salary will be paid into your bank once a month <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Due to my allergies I would rather that you do not keep pets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Caged birds or colourful fish in illuminated tanks are acceptable <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will always call you by your first name or a chosen alternative <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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