Bad people are loose on the streets again<\/p>\n
They are looting the churches and harming the priests<\/p>\n
Batman is nowhere to be found<\/p>\n
But I know where he is<\/p>\n
Then do tell us man before the town is overrun <\/i><\/p>\n
He is being received into the Holy Catholic Church <\/i><\/p>\n
How long will that take? <\/i><\/p>\n
Hour\u2019s maybe days <\/i><\/p>\n
They we are all doomed the gunshots are getting closer <\/i><\/p>\n
God does not forsake his children <\/i><\/p>\n
Well maybe God could arm me <\/i><\/p>\n
So that I will stand a chance <\/i><\/p>\n
Bang de bang bang bang bang<\/i><\/p>\n
A gunfight is taking place outside<\/p>\n
I am armed but I will not take life<\/p>\n
Give me you gun man give me your gun <\/i><\/p>\n
Bang de bang bang bang bang<\/i><\/p>\n
Batman arrives in the nick of time<\/p>\n
The bad men die<\/p>\n
I never saw the message on the clouds <\/i><\/p>\n
Were you received?<\/i><\/p>\n
I was received <\/i><\/p>\n
But you took life the bad men are dead <\/i><\/p>\n
All is love <\/i><\/p>\n
Love? <\/i><\/p>\n
Yes love<\/i><\/p>\n
The bad men are dead <\/i><\/p>\n
You shot them without mercy <\/i><\/p>\n
Do you see that man over there?<\/i><\/p>\n
Yes<\/i><\/p>\n
Raise your gun and kill him <\/i><\/p>\n
Why should I want to do that?<\/i><\/p>\n
Because he is a bad man <\/i><\/p>\n
He looks quite ordinary to me <\/i><\/p>\n
He hides in his ordinariness <\/i><\/p>\n
He will enter the church and kill the priest and rape the nuns <\/i><\/p>\n
Do you want the priest to die and the nuns to carry the barbarian\u2019s seed?<\/i><\/p>\n
No<\/i><\/p>\n
Then raise your gun and blow him away <\/i><\/p>\n
The church says that I should not take life <\/i><\/p>\n
The church is correct do you think that I find much pleasure in my duties?<\/i><\/p>\n
I raised my gun<\/p>\n
Bang de bang bang bang bang<\/i><\/p>\n
The bad man fell dead on the church steps<\/p>\n
Two nuns rushed out to give him aid<\/p>\n
But he was beyond aid<\/p>\n
That is love my friend <\/i><\/p>\n
That is true love <\/i><\/p>\n
And with those words Batman left me<\/p>\n
Gotham City was safe once more<\/p>\n
The bad men would not return<\/p>\n
That evening I played chess with a fellow priest<\/p>\n
Knowing that it was God\u2019s favourite game<\/p>\n
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