Hi Mickey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hi Mickey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am keeping well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is that book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The one that you are reading <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Catalina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you find it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the bookshop on Gerard Street <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a very expensive bookshop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it in the bargain bin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you afford it on your meagre wage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I stole it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would have happened if you had been caught <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I used my sister Geraldine Geraldine as a distraction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not the old cleavage trick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The very same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is the book worth much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Probably about sixty five pounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it written by William Somerset Maugham<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n How did you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n Because I can see his name on your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n It might have been written <\/p>\n\n\n\n By Wilma Somerset Maugham<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Or even Willa Somerset Maugham<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n That is very true <\/p>\n\n\n\n That is how I distracted the rich bookseller <\/p>\n\n\n\n I thought you used Geraldine Geraldine as a distraction <\/p>\n\n\n\n No <\/p>\n\n\n\n Whatever made you think that <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hi Mickey Hi Mickey How are you I am keeping well What is that book What book The one that you are reading Catalina Where did you find it In the bookshop on Gerard Street That is a very expensive bookshop I know Was it in the bargain bin No How did you afford it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30002"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30008,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30002\/revisions\/30008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}