Have you experimented with drugs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is like standing in front of a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you for inviting me on this holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is such a beautiful island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did your parents call you Europa <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because they loved travelling around Europe by train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is a nice hotel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has been owned by the same family since the war <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you noticed that there are paintings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of white kittens in every room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because the first owner used to breed snow cats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you always been English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a strange question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a strange world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am as English as you might find <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I look English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sound English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My father was French <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So was mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What nationality was your mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I never knew her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My father said she was from Siam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you said that your parents travelled together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They did but my mother was a replacement mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you mind if I took a bath as the day is hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The water here is incredibly soft <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can join me if you like<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I never kiss on my first holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then we will just talk to each other in the bath<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a scar which I am ashamed of <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is your scar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will find out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What caused the scar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A trolley on a railway platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was running for a train when the trolley suddenly appeared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The hospital was very kind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you always wear sunglasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only in bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was given them by my pen pal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One day they just fell through the latterbox<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Letterbox <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it a romantic relationship <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No we never met <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are from New York City <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you wear sunglasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes but I have a habit of leaving them on trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are no trains on this island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There used to be trains before the war <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was left after the conflict <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was later destroyed in an earthquake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you reading<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anna Karenina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I was younger I identified with Anna <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you believe in coincidences <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never really thought about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Up to last year I worked at an Estate Agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was run by three sisters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anna Karen and Nina<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is so strange <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mathematics<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will be safe on this island as there are no trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have not run for over seventy years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I am very safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want to know a secret about me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes if you are willing to share it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I frequently play Scalextric in the nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you lock the doors <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I live on my own <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scalextric gives me a feeling of freedom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obviously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would like to think that the cupboard over there is full of Scalextric parts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a blanket cupboard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One can only hope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the poorest chat up line I have ever heard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was not a chat up line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would be very surprised if a Scalextric fell out of the cupboard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shall we take a look <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Straight ahead turn left <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lock is a bit stiff <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Heat of the Islands<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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